While there are many lists I would love to see myself and mine on ( Vanity Fair's International Best Dressed List, World's Best Mom, Supermodel Wives..should I go on?) {no links for the other lists since I made them up but enjoy all the beautiful people and fabulous fashion on VF's best dressed list and no I didn't make it this year, trying for next} this list definitely WASN'T one of them.
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Ridiculous Parenting Products List photo gallery
Now I imagine the question running through your head is how can this impossibly chic wonderful mom (moi) be associated with this list and what ridiculous product did she purchase?
Was it the Zaky Infant Pillow?
No
Was it the Swarovski Rainbow Sparkle Silicone Pacifier?
(he's a boy, not saying I wouldn't consider if I have a little princess one day, hehehe) |
No
Was it the Sonogram Cufflinks?
No.
It was....Ta Dah
Tummy Tub |
While very funny looking I don't think it deserves a spot on this list but nevertheless on this list it is.
{set the scene: Ruthie in front of computer fairly late at night}
Imagine my shock when I'm clicking through this photo gallery laughing at all these ridiculous products (oh there are more dear friends, can I interest you in a Placenta Teddy Bear?) people buy for their kids congratulating myself on being such a practical parent when there it was staring back at me from the screen. The bathtub I had just purchased for the lil' one. First came 'EEEEK', then came 'Oh the SHAME'!!
And then I got over it.
And then I got over it.
Oh well we can't win them all can we (and by that I mean can't win them ever, see above lists that I'm NOT on)
Too funny! I'll now think of you as a celebrity Mom with your fancy tub!
ReplyDeleteCan you encrust it with some crystals?
Loretta
That is funny!!! I can't imagine the pacifier even being very safe. What if a crystal fell off?? Cute post. ;) Thanks for the visit today!
ReplyDeleteSo that first pillow is hilarious. And don't feel bad, I've heard a lot of good things about that tub!!
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